The Wonky Donkey

Synopsis

The book behind the YouTube sensation of a granny reading thisstory to her grandchild, viewed over 3 million times. THE WONKEY DONKEY has sold over one million copies worldwide, and this edition of the award-winning picture book comes with a link to download the song. Who ever heard of a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey? This hilarious picture book and song will have children - and adults - in fits of laughter!

Summary

Chapter 1

* Summary: The story introduces Wonky Donkey, a peculiar donkey with a silly attitude. He walks through a field, making funny noises and causing a commotion.
* Example: "The Wonky Donkey, he's standing there, Rear end up in the air, Tail waving like a flag, Making the cows all gag."

Chapter 2

* Summary: The donkey's strange antics continue as he walks across a bridge, scaring a horse, sneezing on a bee, and making a general mess.
* Example: "He's jumping here, he's jumping there, He's jumping in the air, He's making such a fuss, He's squashing all the grass."

Chapter 3

* Summary: The donkey's silliness reaches new heights as he visits a zoo, causing chaos among the animals. He roars like a lion, barks like a dog, and even tries to dance with an elephant.
* Example: "The monkeys in the trees, they're throwing fruit, The lions in the den, they're laughing at his suit, The elephants in the pool, they're splashing with delight, The Wonky Donkey's dancing, what a crazy sight."

Chapter 4

* Summary: The donkey's behavior becomes even more bizarre as he enters a house, wreaking havoc in the kitchen, living room, and bathroom. He spills milk, breaks dishes, and even gets into a fight with the cat.
* Example: "He's crashing through the kitchen, knocking things aside, Milk is flying everywhere, it's like a crazy tide, Jars of honey shattered, making a sticky mess, The Wonky Donkey's antics, oh they never cease."

Chapter 5

* Summary: Finally, the donkey's antics reach their peak as he visits a school, causing widespread panic among the children and teachers. He makes loud noises, dances on the tables, and even jumps out of a window.
* Example: "He's jumping on the tables, making a dreadful din, Papers flying everywhere, pens and crayons spin, Children screaming, teachers running, chaos all around, The Wonky Donkey's antics, it's a sight to astound."

Chapter 6

* Summary: As the day ends, the donkey finally calms down and goes to sleep in a cozy stable. The animals around him laugh and reminisce about his wild escapades.
* Example: "The Wonky Donkey's sleeping, all is still and calm, The animals are gathered, singing him a psalm, They're laughing and they're talking, about his crazy day, The Wonky Donkey's antics, will stay forever gay."