Emergency Questions

Synopsis

THE FUNNIEST BOOK OF THE YEAR. GUARANTEED TO TURN AN AWKWARD SILENCE INTO AN AWKWARD CONVERSATION.

Now updated with new answers from: David Mitchell, Sara Pascoe, Charlie Brooker and Stephen Fry, among others!

'Ridiculously funny and (unexpectedly) genuinely useful' ADAM KAY

'A perfect way to pretend you're interested in people you're not that interested in' KATHY BURKE

'Most of this book is pointless filth, all of it is hilarious, and my answer to question 715(a) is "Yes thank you and it was very tasty"' DAWN FRENCH

If you had to wear somebody's guts for garters - if you had to - who would you disembowel in order to facilitate your socks staying up?

What do you consider your median achievement?

Would you rather have pubic hair made of unremovable barbed wire or to be attacked by a rabid badger in your sleep once a week?

We've all been there. Stuck at a boring family party, on an awkward date, in a below-par job interview, or any number of other situations in which conversation has become more of a trickle than a flow. Well, fear the excruciation no more, as Richard Herring's EMERGENCY QUESTIONS is about to change your life. Containing 1,001 conversation starters from one of our most cherished comedians, along with plenty of answers from the many household names who've appeared on his podcast, this book is virtually guaranteed to remove any social anxiety from your life, and will raise your repartee-game to new heights.

'Of all the clever people I know, Richard is the stupidest. And of all the stupid people I know, Richard is the cleverest. That's why this is such a brilliant book for everyone' RICHARD OSMAN

'Perhaps if Michael Parkinson had asked Mohammad Ali if he'd ever seen a Bigfoot he might be remembered as a great interviewer. Instead it is Richard Herring who has perfected the art of creating funny, interesting and offensive questions that will supercharge even the dullest encounter' ADAM BUXTON

'Richard Herring bullied me into claiming this book, which I haven't yet read, is brilliant' CHARLIE BROOKER

About the Publisher

Sphere

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Summary

Chapter 1: Introduction

This chapter provides an overview of the emergency situations that medical professionals may encounter and the importance of having a framework for responding to these situations. It emphasizes the need for clear communication, effective decision-making, and timely actions in emergency settings.

Chapter 2: Respiratory Emergencies

Real-life example: A patient arrives in the emergency department with shortness of breath and wheezing. The medical team suspects an asthma attack.

Steps for managing respiratory emergencies:

* Assess the patient's airway, breathing, and circulation (ABCs).
* Administer oxygen if needed.
* Use bronchodilators to relax the muscles in the airways.
* Provide respiratory support, such as CPAP or mechanical ventilation.

Chapter 3: Cardiovascular Emergencies

Real-life example: A patient collapses with a witnessed cardiac arrest. CPR is immediately initiated.

Steps for managing cardiovascular emergencies:

* Perform CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation).
* Defibrillate if there is a shockable rhythm.
* Administer medications, such as epinephrine or vasopressin.
* Provide advanced cardiac life support (ACLS) if necessary.

Chapter 4: Neurological Emergencies

Real-life example: A patient has a sudden onset of slurred speech and weakness on one side of the body. The medical team suspects a stroke.

Steps for managing neurological emergencies:

* Assess the patient's level of consciousness and neurological function.
* Perform a neurological examination.
* Order imaging studies, such as CT or MRI.
* Administer medications, such as thrombolytics or anticonvulsants.

Chapter 5: Metabolic Emergencies

Real-life example: A patient presents with confusion, lethargy, and a fruity odor on their breath. The medical team suspects diabetic ketoacidosis (DKA).

Steps for managing metabolic emergencies:

* Check the patient's blood sugar levels.
* Administer insulin.
* Correct electrolyte imbalances.
* Monitor the patient closely for complications.

Chapter 6: Trauma Emergencies

Real-life example: A patient is brought in after a high-impact motor vehicle accident. They have multiple injuries, including a head injury and fractures.

Steps for managing trauma emergencies:

* Perform a rapid primary survey to assess the patient's ABCs and identify life-threatening injuries.
* Perform a secondary survey to assess for other injuries.
* Stabilize the patient and prepare them for surgery or other interventions.

Chapter 7: Environmental Emergencies

Real-life example: A patient has been exposed to carbon monoxide and presents with headache, nausea, and vomiting.

Steps for managing environmental emergencies:

* Remove the patient from the exposure source.
* Administer oxygen.
* Monitor the patient for signs of carbon monoxide poisoning.
* Arrange for hyperbaric oxygen therapy if necessary.